My girlfriend and I just watched Paper Moon a couple days ago, and little Tatum O’Neal really did a bang-up job, doing super long one-shot takes without missing a beat.  She was so adorable.

So it saddens me to hear that the grown-up Tatum is back on the drugs.  And I feel guilty about laughing at what she said to the cops:

“I’ve been clean for a long time,” the Daily News reported her as telling police. “Today was the first time I was relapsing, but you guys saved me. Can you let me go?”