Hey Jews! Help Obama by seeing your grandmama!

A plea for help from my Jewish friends.  From Sarah Silverman.


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4 thoughts on “Hey Jews! Help Obama by seeing your grandmama!

  1. Hey nonconformer!

    If Obama having a beer makes him an alcoholic, then wouldn’t Bush be a criminally drunk wino drug dealer who deserves spending his twilight years in the county drunk tank being pelted with hepatitis-laced rolled up dollar bills?

    Only a fundamentalist goofball who bores his grandkids with stories of the Piltdown Man would try to attack Obama with tales of boozin’ it up. And yet Obama’s still a Muslim too, am I right? A Muslim who drinks! Five shots a day, in the direction of Mecca!

    Hey, I hope Obama does drink a glass of beer now and again. As Lincoln supposedly said of Grant, “If it makes fighting men like Grant, then find out what he drinks, and send my other commanders a case!”

  2. Also directed towards non-conformer- if you’re going to bring up drinking in terms of the current Presidential race, haven’t you noticed VP candidate Sarah Palin’s fondness for the term “Joe Six-Pack”? And I quote:

    “It’s time that normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency,” the Republican vice presidential candidate told radio talk show host Hugh Hewitt. Palin said if she and John McCain win, they will “put government back on the side of the people of Joe Six-pack like me.”

    As you can see, Palin considers herself a friend of all the regular beer guzzling Americans and likes to think of herself as their voice in Washington.

    That’s not exactly a condemnation of drinking, now is it?

    I also want to walk people through your flawed deductive reasoning:

    1) “Lying sites” say Obama doesn’t drink (which sites by the way? I couldn’t find a single one that claims he doesn’t drink)

    2) You say he does

    3) Therefore, he must be an alcoholic.

    You’ve found him out, Sir. How clever.

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