My dog is in a Juiceboxxx video.

World, say hello to Valerie Solanas, my dog.

This is the new Juiceboxxx video, “The Saga Never Ends,” from his upcoming mixtape.

If Valerie just does four more videos, I think she’ll have a larger YouTube presence than me.

P.S. The reason I named her “Valerie Solanas” is that, when I first rescued her from the OC pound, she used to bark at MEN. A LOT. Especially manly men. I found out later that she does this because she LOVES men, but that’s another story…

D. M. Collins

D. M. Collins is a journalist and writer based in Los Angeles.

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