World, say hello to Valerie Solanas, my dog.
This is the new Juiceboxxx video, “The Saga Never Ends,” from his upcoming mixtape.
If Valerie just does four more videos, I think she’ll have a larger YouTube presence than me.
P.S. The reason I named her “Valerie Solanas” is that, when I first rescued her from the OC pound, she used to bark at MEN. A LOT. Especially manly men. I found out later that she does this because she LOVES men, but that’s another story…