I found out at my orgy that Kirk Cameron was right!

So the other day, I was at an orgy, and decided, hell, we’re doing just about everything else bodies can do; I’d love to get my female friend to help me have a prostate orgasm.

I’ve dated guys occasionally, and even had a boyfriend for five months in college, but never really knew how the prostate orgasm worked until very recently. And it feels pretty cool. And I brought a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE glass dildo to help with the task, though really you can do it with just a finger. The male prostate gland is perfectly situated for right where the human finger tip would be if it goes up somebody’s ass.

In Search Of: The Male G-Spot

But since my friend didn’t have a prostate of her own, it was kind of tricky to show her how mine worked. The only way I could think to demo it was by showing her on her own G-spot. I was like “see how my finger is up in there and curves to hit your G-spot? That’s what you’ve got to do to me.”

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And then it struck me. Even in very different organs, both these G-spots are at just the same spot, and perfectly shaped for the human finger to stimulate them. The fingers fit them, and they fit fingers. It’s as if they were … created that way.

So, my hat’s off to Kirk Cameron and his banana theory. There is an intelligent designer!

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