A year or two ago, I wrote this awesome article about bizarre anti-Christmas songs for Eventbrite. And then I kind of ghosted on writing more articles for them because I was trying to keep my day job (which BTW totally failed).

Anyway, I tried again recently to write more for Eventbrite, and they were like “no thanks,” in large part probably because I was a dick to work with.

So help me get rid of my Scrooge designation by clicking here and getting the stats up on this seasonally delightful article!

A sneak peak of some of the delights within:

And this:

And this:

You know you want to. Make this a Merry Muthaphukkin’ Christmas for me!