I was just reading this article, which listed the top 50 cities for hipsters in the world:
Do you see Los Angeles on this list?
No, you don’t! That’s because we’re too hip to be on a list of hipster cities!
We win.
Take that, Las Vega, USA!
Note: I used similar methodology to the “Oklahoma City is the biggest loser city in the world” theorem. It’s based on the fact that Oklahoma City is such a loser, if there was a contest for biggest loser city, it would come in second.