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Category: Other Stuff
Oh, the Places You’ll Go
This is the poem that was read at A Rrose in a Prose yesterday. It’s a letter from me, now, to my teenaged self, letting him know some good things in store. A lot of times I get depressed, wondering how things turned out this way–why am I not doing something better with my life? […]
My dog is in a Juiceboxxx video.
World, say hello to Valerie Solanas, my dog. This is the new Juiceboxxx video, “The Saga Never Ends,” from his upcoming mixtape. If Valerie just does four more videos, I think she’ll have a larger YouTube presence than me. P.S. The reason I named her “Valerie Solanas” is that, when I first rescued her from the […]
wake up to breakup – Obi Best in my living room
I had to get out of there and find better accommodations before I wound up torturing myself over whether I did or didn’t see her car in her parking space every night.
Video Games – A Real Discussion of a Misunderstood Medium
Repeat reader at A Rrose in a Prose (and former author here) Ross Lincoln is part of a really interesting panel discussion on the future of gaming. They cover everything from sexism to nerdism to a wish-list over the future of gaming, and while I don’t agree with everything all the panelists say, Ross is pretty […]
In 2008, Voxhaul Broadcast called me a “tard” and told me to “suck their dick.” Five years later, they still have no soul.
Sad to say, in the past five years you haven’t done anything to prove you’re not still talentless, unimaginative hacks barely hanging onto your Nicolas Sparks soundtrack gigs because you’re halfway cute and have a good agent.
my babies do good sculptures, yeah.
In my youth, when I was on a limited budget and you couldn’t hear whole discographies for nothin’ on the internet, this song by the Rezillos was the tune that made me realize, hey, this is what I want, and I should go out and look for it.
DUM DUM Issue No. 3 party this Saturday …
ATTEND! Listen to readings by authors, real authors, people souls haven’t left their bodies and swum down the snaky pipe at the base of their own toilets rather than cling to the monster who birthed them.
the second Rrose Is a Rrose event is August 19
It’s going to be Ogden Nash’s birthday, and you know what that means: wacky witticisms will abound, like poached eggs nicely brown’d.
my return to the Garage, AKA the Virgil
Tonight I am DJing an event with dublab at the Virgil. For those who know me, I used to DJ every week at the Garage, many, many years ago, and then had a set once a week at dublab. So for me, DJing a dublab event at the Virgil is a super double-backed reverse return to my much younger self!
Sad songs say so much … e.g. “put your head in the oven.”
I wrote an article for Jazzed.com: 10 Silly Songs that Morph into Soul-Shattering Screeds of Truth after a Breakup. Go read it. Or I’m breaking up with you. … and yes, One Direction is in it. And Elvis. And my high school girlfriend.
“I Need Love” – the least romantic song of all time?
I love old-school L.L. Cool J, but man, this has to be the opposite of a love song. Who could possibly be wooed by these words? But where you at? You’re neither here or there. I swear I can’t find you anywhere. Damn sure you ain’t in my closet, or under my rug. This love search is really […]
California wins lawsuit against Airborne
My buddy Greg has been saying this for years–a medicine “created by a school teacher” is not something to brag about and is no substitution for drugs crafted through the rigorous application of the scientific method. And now Airborne just lost their case with the State of California, and is going to have to significantly […]