Folk, Personal Shit, Psychedelia, Punk, The Children of Jack Acid

If you don’t watch this video of my band playing “I’m So Bored with the U.S.A.” then clearly you hate me and you’re SCUM and I don’t want to know you.

Happy Interdependence Day, everybody! This is a cover of the Clash by the Children of Jack Acid.

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ICE, Politics

Immigrants (whether “legal” or not) commit LESS crimes than native born folks, says the Cato Institute.

The one thing we agree on, across the political spectrum, is that crimes, including sexual assault and murder, are terrible. I never thought I’d say this, but the Cato Institute has pointed the way towards helping reduce these problems significantly in the United States.

To reduce America’s crime rates, let’s abolish I.C.E. and open our borders immediately!

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ICE, Immigration, Los Angeles, Politics

Is Trump woke?

Is Trump woke? I just heard him recite a powerful poem, written by a pretty hip African American. In it, a woman finds a snake half-dead from cold and hunger and she takes it home with her and revives it, only to be murdered. Trump asked that we keep “immigration” in our minds when hearing […]

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dada, Poems

accidental marketing poem: “acai beans”

I just received an amazing email at my day job that, when you clear out the clutter, is actually a beautiful poem! Aside from breaking up the sentences a bit, and removing any strange links that might take over your computer and swallow your soul, I haven’t rearranged a single word or changed a lick […]

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Celebrities, SJWs

a question for Jordan Peterson fans

If you like Jordan Peterson, do you agree with his theory that SJWs are a new form of communism? Jordan Peterson has more than once argued that “Social Justice” advocates are basically rebranded communists. The below is just one example of his conflating “neoprogressive social justice” methods with being a “Marxist comprehension of the world.” […]

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Gay and Lesbian stuff, Glam Rock, Metal, Other Stuff

Alice Cooper was a legit gay/bi/pan ally back in the 70s!

“I think in the future everyone will be bisexual. And everything would be so much simpler then – you’d just make love with anyone you liked, and it wouldn’t matter what sex they were, and maybe it also wouldn’t matter what color they were, or what age, or anything, except that you liked them.”

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Personal Shit, Plays, Psychedelia

I’m in the Fringe Cabaret fashion show tonight.

I’m doing the music/sound effects/space-folk vibes for a very psychedelic, lightly theatrical variety show this month. And tonight there’s an event featuring taste tests from all the plays and productions involved in the larger Hollywood Fringe Festival that our production is a part of. There will be zombies and models and feathers and possibly even […]

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Science, Sex

It’s true! Science says bisexuals ARE sluttier!

Okay, that’s not really what science says. I’m just looking at one study, and what it’s really trying to get at is whether sexual preferences regarding gender, among other things, affect your outlook on the benefits and detriments of monogamy. Now, this study has some limitations. It also has only 16 questions in its survey, […]

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Fiction, Gay and Lesbian stuff, Rants

Is Sherlock Holmes an “alpha male?”

Holmes isn’t interested in courting a merry gang of inferiors, be they guys or gals. He certainly doesn’t want to convince some woman that she’s stupid unless she gives up her thinly-scripted life to follow him. He likes his women like he likes his adversaries—cunning, challenging, rare …. and equal!

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Folk, Music, The Children of Jack Acid

Father Damocles plays with Tommy Chiffon tomorrow night!

That’s:

JOHN SILVERS
BLACK ZONE
TOMMY CHIFFON THREE
FATHER DAMOCLES
At the PARK BAR AND GRILL: 2007 W. Burbank Blvd, Burbank, CA 91506

Friday, June 1, 2018

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Los Angeles

Los Angeles is voted the “most hipster city” in the world!

I used similar methodology to the “Oklahoma City is the biggest loser city in the world” theorem. It’s based on the fact that Oklahoma City is such a loser, if there was a contest for biggest loser city, it would come in second.

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feminism, Personal Shit, Politics, SJWs

how would I deal with a fanatical SJW?

I’d be like “I’m so sick of your loud cries based on the love of your fellow humans! When will you just accept that we should all value your opinions, based as they are on facts and fairness?!?”

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Glam Rock, Personal Shit

you know who I’d really like to have sex with?

Noddy. A young Noddy Holder from Slade. He could just loosen his braces, slip the plaids down a bit, make me “feel the noise,” then hoist things back up and just go right back to rockin’. It’s all good by me. I’m going to bet good money that when he pulls down his britches, batches […]

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