I apologize for the review I am about to not write of your latest album.

I apologize for the review I am about to not write of your latest album.

Somehow, I’ve wound up being a person who stays up until 5 a.m. playing cassettes in a little boombox, worrying about whether I know enough about grindcore or 90s hip-hop or early R.E.M. to review the music I’ve been given.